I got this little email from my aunt:

"Subject: the chocolate's better on this side of the pond (or, come visit me)
Hi, --- here (your aunt from Italy, Spain, and more recently France). My momma-san told me you were in Seattle now so just wanted to drop a line to say 'hello'. If your wandering mode turns back on and you want to spend some time here, let me know. You could do the same thing you're doing there except not for my kids (ah!) and you could learn French....and teach English to the many French (and Japanese) families here. Sound tempting? If not, I can do better.....hope all is well with you. Say hello to -----. ---"

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I haven't WORDS.

What do I do? First thing, I know: I will write back, expressing interest in this offer, however, with gentle regrets that I am here until this aunt no longer requires my presence (post-Master's). I will also detail the sort of requirements I have for any sort of job situation (200 USD for student loan payments, plus whatever bills I acquire in a foreign land, plus a little extra for fun) because I cannot simply move to France and pretend I have no responsibilities.

But what of Korea? What of Korea??? How much time do I have in this life???

"I can do better" she says. ! ?! ! !

France!!!

SOMEONE ADVISE ME PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE